Author Topic: Universal vending machine! (Read 5040 times)

SomeRandomDude · « **on:** 26 Nov 2009 07:23:43 PM »

Ok, so one person throws something in the vending machine, and something related comes out. Try to make it funneh a bit.

I throw in a coin.

New rule: It's not about "You put in", Its assuming you walked passed it, so "I put in".

Spaceoff · « **Reply #1 on:** 26 Nov 2009 07:25:37 PM »

Mario pops out of the vending machine.

I put in a bottlecap.

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SomeRandomDude · « **Reply #2 on:** 26 Nov 2009 07:28:29 PM »

A bottle shoots out hits me in the face as I walk by, with all my anger, I throw in my shoes.

Spaceoff · « **Reply #3 on:** 26 Nov 2009 07:29:26 PM »

An arab pops out and throws them back at you.

I squeeze the arab in to the vending machine (somehow).

SomeRandomDude · « **Reply #4 on:** 26 Nov 2009 07:30:29 PM »

Oil comes out, i throw in a knive.

Deano · « **Reply #5 on:** 26 Nov 2009 08:47:49 PM »

the nife shoots back out and takes out your left eye, in pain you shove your foot in

Spaceoff · « **Reply #6 on:** 26 Nov 2009 08:58:24 PM »

You get kicked away from the vending machine by a mechanical equivalent of your foot.

You put in a kitten.

SomeRandomDude · « **Reply #7 on:** 26 Nov 2009 09:03:42 PM »

A lion comes out biting your face off.

I put a Rick Roll.

Off-topic: Why am I green?

Deano · « **Reply #8 on:** 26 Nov 2009 09:07:28 PM »

You suddenly get rick rolled, and whilst dancing to the awesome red-head's beat you accidentally swing your watch into the vending machine...

You went up a member group

SomeRandomDude · « **Reply #9 on:** 26 Nov 2009 09:09:32 PM »

A gold bar comes out.

I put in a big mac.

Added a rule, see first post, plz. Tnx.

SomeRandomDude · « **Reply #10 on:** 26 Nov 2009 09:14:22 PM »

I walk by and get fined. THANK YOU, Spaceoff! lol

I throw in a litter warden.

edit: it appears spaceoff deleted message lol

Spaceoff · « **Reply #11 on:** 26 Nov 2009 09:17:26 PM »

Woopse, damn remove button, why does it have to be beside the modify button

my post prior was:
A few litres of fat come out of a hidden pipe that appears in the vending machine.

I put in a piece of litter I find randomly on the street.

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New post:
A giant anti-vandalism bot comes and breaks your arm.

I put in a box of cheerios.

SomeRandomDude · « **Reply #12 on:** 26 Nov 2009 09:19:25 PM »

An annoying tv appears advertising cereal and how important it is to your life.

I put in 500 euro.

Spaceoff · « **Reply #13 on:** 26 Nov 2009 09:22:16 PM »

A lawyer comes around, and sues me for vandalism towards money due to excessive change forced in a vending machine.
I lose 6000 euro.

I press the 'sprite', 'coke' and 'doctor pepper' buttons all at once, and insert 2 five-cents stuck together into the change slot.

SomeRandomDude · « **Reply #14 on:** 26 Nov 2009 09:26:41 PM »

The machine makes a rumbling noise, and displays a number 42.

So I put in 42 cents, in one cent coins.

Spaceoff · « **Reply #15 on:** 26 Nov 2009 09:34:29 PM »

The machine glows a radioactive green, and an on-screen message shows up.
"Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mindbogglingly big it is. I mean you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space, LISTEN!"
All the display names of the drinks are replaced with Deep Thought.
After about 2 minutes, the machine suddenly returns to normal.

I put in a bag of hammers.

SomeRandomDude · « **Reply #16 on:** 26 Nov 2009 09:37:24 PM »

An angry mob comes out.

I put in... Microsoft Corp....somehow...

Deano · « **Reply #17 on:** 01 Jan 2010 02:42:17 PM »

Apple Corp comes out...

I put a can of coca cola in...

Spaceoff · « **Reply #18 on:** 07 Jan 2010 04:00:18 PM »

A stoned guy in a santa suit comes out screaming.

I put in a red herring.

SomeRandomDude · « **Reply #19 on:** 07 Jan 2010 09:35:11 PM »

I get a ship!

I put in Nintendo.

Deano · « **Reply #20 on:** 09 Jan 2010 11:55:17 PM »

I get a crappy gameboy.

I put in a hobo.

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